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Grinning Anus
03:53
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Did you win the lottery and die the next day?
Are you a judge that had to sentence your own bookie away?
Were you a ghost at a costume party and get set on fire
because everyone thought you were the KKK?
It's just your good luck getting cut in half
Don't give up now, you're giving someone else a laugh
Maybe next week, you'll get hit by a bus
It's just your stinking life - A grinning anus
Were you diggin' for gold when you struck a water main?
Did you blow a rape whistle and now the rapist knows where you're stayin'?
Did you get a call girl's number only to find
that your sister's ring tone that is echoing through your mind.
It's just a local baboon's defecation on your floor
It's when Big Foot uses your kid as a fishing lore
Don't quit now, there's still life to lust
When life excretes, it's from a grinning anus
Did you get pepper-sprayed when you were lookin' up her blouse?
Were you lighting up some methane when you burned down your house?
Are you pissed that lasik eye surgery left your wallet douse?
and now you're stuck looking at your God-awful, ugly spouse?
Be afraid there's a black widow spider on your wall
It's better than if it were in a bathroom stall
A vindictive tornado blew a burning cactus down your pants
And now there's burning, bloodied holes in your Grinning Anus
Did you jump into the lake and now you're in quicksand?
Were you getting your rocks off and noticed someone else's hand?
Were you burned at the stake when you were roasting marshmallows?
Then you were napping in the woods and then eaten alive by wolves?
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Iron birds of fortune Adrift above the skies Cloudy revelations Unseen by naked eyes Flying tools of torment Will penetrate the sphere Erupt the rock of ages Bringing final fear * Instruments of destruction Tools of powerplays It's a violent eruption Existence drips away What it really matter When nothing really counts Grave eternal darkness When drained of every ounce And when the nightmare's over The final from the storm Dust of all creation To ashes we transform
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Emerald
04:21
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Down from the glen came the marching men
With their shields and their swords
To fight the fight they believed to be right
Overthrow the overlords
To the town where there was plenty
They brought plunder, swords and flame
When they left the town was empty
Children would never play again
From their graves I heard the fallen
Above the battle cry
By that bridge near the border
There were many more to die
Then onward over the mountain
And outward towards the sea
They had come to claim the Emerald
Without it they could not leave
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She Said Destroy
02:47
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Into that darkness
Into that darkness
Like jackals howling
Like flowers unfolding
Into that darkness
Into that darkness
The banners in tatters
The virgin is blessed
Into that darkness
Into that darkness
As if seeking there
Hope's bloody prey
The dead dog sinking
Turning and turning
Into that darkness
Into that darkness
The bodies collapsed
Swollen with gas
Into that darkness
Into that darkness
In the hovels and gutters
Her face to the storm
Into that darkness
Into that darkness
Still broken, still bleeding
The crack of the neck
The gut shriek of thunder
The blood call of lightning
She said destroy in black New York...
Into that darkness
Into that darkness
Like jackals howling
Like flowes unfolding
Into that darkness
Into that darkness
The virgin has blessed
The call of the beast
Into that darkness
Into that darkness
As if seeking there
Hope's bloody prey
The dead dog sinking
Turning and turning
She said destroy in black New York...
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Dyslexic Fudgicle Providence, Rhode Island
Officially formed in 2003 (although their roots allegedly date back to the Civil War), Dyslexic Fudgicle plays offbeat metal and rock songs about oatmeal, hookers, midgets, owls, and former Baltimore Ravens cheerleader/WWE Diva, Stacy Keibler. They have a reputation for their live shows which involve fast food being hurled into the audience. ... more
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