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Grinning Anus

by Dyslexic Fudgicle

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Did you win the lottery and die the next day? Are you a judge that had to sentence your own bookie away? Were you a ghost at a costume party and get set on fire because everyone thought you were the KKK? It's just your good luck getting cut in half Don't give up now, you're giving someone else a laugh Maybe next week, you'll get hit by a bus It's just your stinking life - A grinning anus Were you diggin' for gold when you struck a water main? Did you blow a rape whistle and now the rapist knows where you're stayin'? Did you get a call girl's number only to find that your sister's ring tone that is echoing through your mind. It's just a local baboon's defecation on your floor It's when Big Foot uses your kid as a fishing lore Don't quit now, there's still life to lust When life excretes, it's from a grinning anus Did you get pepper-sprayed when you were lookin' up her blouse? Were you lighting up some methane when you burned down your house? Are you pissed that lasik eye surgery left your wallet douse? and now you're stuck looking at your God-awful, ugly spouse? Be afraid there's a black widow spider on your wall It's better than if it were in a bathroom stall A vindictive tornado blew a burning cactus down your pants And now there's burning, bloodied holes in your Grinning Anus Did you jump into the lake and now you're in quicksand? Were you getting your rocks off and noticed someone else's hand? Were you burned at the stake when you were roasting marshmallows? Then you were napping in the woods and then eaten alive by wolves?
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Iron birds of fortune Adrift above the skies Cloudy revelations Unseen by naked eyes Flying tools of torment Will penetrate the sphere Erupt the rock of ages Bringing final fear * Instruments of destruction Tools of powerplays It's a violent eruption Existence drips away What it really matter When nothing really counts Grave eternal darkness When drained of every ounce And when the nightmare's over The final from the storm Dust of all creation To ashes we transform
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Emerald 04:21
Down from the glen came the marching men With their shields and their swords To fight the fight they believed to be right Overthrow the overlords To the town where there was plenty They brought plunder, swords and flame When they left the town was empty Children would never play again From their graves I heard the fallen Above the battle cry By that bridge near the border There were many more to die Then onward over the mountain And outward towards the sea They had come to claim the Emerald Without it they could not leave
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Into that darkness Into that darkness Like jackals howling Like flowers unfolding Into that darkness Into that darkness The banners in tatters The virgin is blessed Into that darkness Into that darkness As if seeking there Hope's bloody prey The dead dog sinking Turning and turning Into that darkness Into that darkness The bodies collapsed Swollen with gas Into that darkness Into that darkness In the hovels and gutters Her face to the storm Into that darkness Into that darkness Still broken, still bleeding The crack of the neck The gut shriek of thunder The blood call of lightning She said destroy in black New York... Into that darkness Into that darkness Like jackals howling Like flowes unfolding Into that darkness Into that darkness The virgin has blessed The call of the beast Into that darkness Into that darkness As if seeking there Hope's bloody prey The dead dog sinking Turning and turning She said destroy in black New York...

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"Grinning Anus" is the 5th installment in Dyslexic Fudgicle's 2013-2014 monthly singles. G. Burgermeister & Nickelsack share production duties on this effort. There are two acoustic songs on this record, including the lead single "Grinning Anus." Transformers fans may recognize the 1986 classic, "Instruments of Destruction" (N.R.G. cover). "Emerald" by Thin Lizzy has been a fan favorite at D.F.'s live shows for a few years now, and it appears as a B-Side on this release. The Japanese Bonus track is also included: A cover of "She Said Destroy" by Death in June. (Published April 10, 2014)

Released on Torn Flesh Records April 12, 2014.
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released April 10, 2014

Produced by G. Burgermeister & Nickelsack
Mixed by Nickelsack
Production/Mixing assistance by Syren

Additional guitar on "Instruments of Destruction" by Scott "Vacation"
Cover art and layout by G. Burgermeister
Layout assistance by Nickelsack
D.F. Logo by G. Burgermeister

Dyslexic Fudgicle is:

G. Burgermeister - lead vocals, guitar
Nickelsack Divinorum - bass, vocals, synth, samples
Syren - guitar, vocals
"The 'W.'" - drum machine

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Dyslexic Fudgicle Providence, Rhode Island

Officially formed in 2003 (although their roots allegedly date back to the Civil War), Dyslexic Fudgicle plays offbeat metal and rock songs about oatmeal, hookers, midgets, owls, and former Baltimore Ravens cheerleader/WWE Diva, Stacy Keibler. They have a reputation for their live shows which involve fast food being hurled into the audience. ... more

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