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When you kill with blood happily
Total death is here
Ripping out your bleeding organs
Guts and blood all smear
Like nails driving through your skin
Of the pain you are aware
Your duodenum spills out of your stomach
Fermenting as he tears
His claws rip out your small intestine
Slimy mutilation
He eats your anal track
Interfering with your defecation
Cutting you all up into 13 little sections
Now you face digestion
What is it like to be eaten alive?
As bile erodes, you turn into chyme
How does it feel to know that you'll die
(...?)
Raking your nostrils with his teeth
at least your nose is clear
he slurps the snots, mucus and pus
Now the pain is here
You feel your brain drip out your nose
The putrid, reeking mess
You violently cough up your heart and lungs
Now you're in distress
He digests your kidneys, then he excretes 'em
Away you wish to rush
The slop that was once your innards
You see in a pile of mush
He eats your liver while you're alive
and leaves you in (....???)
Sadism is his profession
With it, he's obsessed
Now it comes down to the final hour
Your face he must devour
You cower under his menacing power
But he spits you up, cause you to taste sour
What is it like to be vomit of the beast?
To be a regurgitated part of his feast?
How does it feel to know that you're puke?
You were barfed by mistake
It was all a fluke!
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"Dyslexic Fudgicle? I thought they broke up in the nineties…"
(Oh)
I have emerged from an underwater can of crisco
I'm feelin' frisky
You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna coat my dick in chicken fat (Yeah)
I'm gonna follow you home (Yeah)
And I've got some roofies
But I'm not gonna fuck you in your sleep,
No, that would not be classy
I'll take some chicken fat and put in your ass
and in your vag and in your mouth
Gonna light my dick on fire
and fuck you like the flames of hell
You won't feel a thing
Cuz that's what the chicken fat is for
You know, like magicians do it?
They coat their mouth with chicken fat and
They swallow fire
We gotta have sex like that
I'm gonna fuck you like
Oh it's on fire
No it's not
Oh it's on fire again
No it's not
Hot cold hot cold hot cold hot cold
Hell Sex
[motorboat noises]
[burp]
Both your tits are now covered in chicken fat
And I'm gonna motorboat them
(oh, to be chicken)
God this is stupid
Chicken
The guitar sounds horrible
At least the second time that happened
So hey, do you like it hot?
Burlap
Burlap
Burlap
Burning the midnight oil
By oil, I mean you shit yourself
Brr it's cold in here
Shit, chicken fat and fire everywhere
Circle of pigs
[vocal noises]
I must'a snorted Riki V's ashes!
Fuck Onion Pits!
Cut!
Two asteroids are headed for earth
They look like two giant testicles
Then, two tiny moons landed in the middle of each of them;
Now, they look like two boobs
Filthy filthy filthy filthy
Either way, we will be crushed by private parts
Ugh.
"Look what ya did, ya little jerk!"
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Get your mind out of the gutter
it's just my laundry cycle.
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Kill
Hit-ler
Kill
Hit-ler
Kill
Hit-ler
Sour-Kraut Mostache Rides
Na-
zis-Lost!
World-
War-II
With-
Out-The
Scorched Earth Policy
Kill!
Hit-ler!
And!
E-va!
Sui-
cide pact !
Body burned in the wake!
Bod-
Dies-Burnt
Be-
Yond-Rec-
cognition now!
But Hitler's burnt corpse awoke!
Made love to Eva one last time!
Undead necrophiliac fascist carrion!
Abandoned the remains of the Third Reich
And fled to Argentina...
Hitler's corpse is Fuhrerious!
I did Nazi this coming...
Hitler's corpse over Argentina...
Purging the earth
With guts
Of rotted flesh
and rotted ideas
Spreading disease
and propaganda
disfigured flesh
and disfigured policy
Put a bow in his hair
The word "peace" in his speech
Now, he shall flee
Further up north, Hitler arrives
In the bowles of the USA
Infecting the masses
and corporate America - War criminals thrive
and tell us what to think
Totalitarianism
Has a new face - If you want engineered news
You came to the reich place
Anne Frankly, I
Did not see - This Monstosity
Coming up the coast
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This goes deeper than worshiping your feet
You'll never know what you mean to me
I lost count of the times I let you beat me
How many different ways can you take my virginity?
Send your other subs to the back of the line
This new fetish will will truly let you take what's mine
Make no mistake, it is me you're here to slay
I hope that you will cum as you watch me waste away
I want to suffer because it makes you smile
I want to die in a way that's beyond vile
I want to suffer for your sins
Give me AIDS your fetish within
Beat!
Beat Me!
Beat!
Beat me til I bleed!
Bleed and waste
Do I suffer enough for you?
How can I be remembered
By a mistress so true
Burn myself into your memory
that will forever stay with you
Just promise me you'll watch my living body rot
So you will finally see how hard my spirit fought
Remember when that vampire interviewed that disease?
He's the reason insurance companies are the way we know them today.
This goes deeper than worshiping your feet
You'll never know what you mean to me
I lost count of the times I let you beat me
How many different ways can you take my virginity?
Send your other subs to the back of the line
This new fetish will will truly let you take what's mine
Make no mistake, it is me you're here to slay
I hope that you will cum as you watch me waste away
I want to suffer because it makes you smile
I want to die in a way that's beyond vile
I want to suffer for your sins
Give me AIDS your fetish within
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When I'm lookin' down outside my window
That's when I see the penguin fly by
Dropping coconuts on armadillos' heads
I smoked some angel dust but I don't know why
You know I used bags of heroin for breakfast
I can't look at the clock when my skin turns red
I can see that big black lampshade coming down again
I like to eat other people's shoelaces
And if that telephone rings again
I might just drive off a bridge
Well I like to stare at empty boxes
I used to wear deodorant and then I'd shave down at the zoo
Ohhhhhhhh
If you smoked as much as me, you could see the penguins too
When I'm lookin' down outside my window
I never seen a penguin that could fly
Wasting time just getting high on Butman St again
I sniffed some Elmer's glue but I don't know why
And if that telephone rings again
I might just drive off a bridge
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Big Blue Terminte raging the Woonasquatucket
'till at the head of the tidewater
Wieners go all the way down on Dike St.
No blood red tomato made pentagram here
How do we find our own tranquillity?
Sometimes it's just a misunderstood rarity
I wander through streets full of mills in decay
Spirits blowing through city from off the bay
Pensive rapport under somber skies of silk
Emotions are washed away by rivers of coffee milk
Rain, rain, rain, It rained all day long (over Fort
Thunder!)
Curse, Curse, Curse, the curse those who take over
(Gentrify none)
The wormhole is in reverse
And it's 1900. Tornadic waterspout time
Fish are now falling from two holes in the sky
Weather shifting as if God had been high
The chaotic storm crashes through the wave of heat
Hundreds of fish are flooding the city streets
Today, we dance in the rain no more
Today, we dance in fish!
Rain, beautiful fish!
Rain from the sky!
I dance like a mad man in a blissful fish shower
Nibbles Woodaway drinks an Awful Awful from the New York System
The sun returns, The rainbow with a purple stripe doesn't mean that much to me
But I'm happy it is here for you
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PART V:
(Hello?
"Here's what's going to happen. I'm gonna read this, and you're gonna listen. And you're gonna stay on the line.
And you're not gonna interrupt, you're not gonna speak for any reason. Some of this you know, I'm gonna start
at the top of the page. Meticulous, yes. Methodical, educated; They were these things. There were days of
mistakes, laziness. And there were days, good days. They took of their surroundings what was needed, and made
it something more.")
Ohhhh…
PART IV:
All I gotta do is smoke and the shit writes itself.
The goddamn larceny owl has fuckin escaped
Release the fucking hounds
Ow!
Cough cough
Ahem
Ah ha ah ah ha ah ha
What the fuck
I am an ever-expanding wealth of consciousness
due to what I have inhaled into my lungs
and you will never understand the b…// I have scraped the ashtrays for resin
I scrape the inside of a pipe
Like GG Allin
I'd do anything for a hit
I'd inject into my eyeballs and move to New Hampshire
Oh, I'm gonna writhe in the gutter
And I'm gonna smite my enemies and jump into a coffin of my own making
I can't smoke
I can't smoke this anymore
PART III:
Yeahhh…
I was supposed to rock
But I didn't, I forgot
How to play bass
Fall asleep in a public place
Narcoleptics on clonezepam
Nyquil party til the last man's down
Oceans of citralopram
Cheerfully severing people's hands
I was supposed to sleep
With some ambien and caffeine
Drink some Faygo with Sizzurp
Pop a vicodin if you get hurt
Nyquil party till the last man's down
Huffing freon on your neighbor's lawn
Smoke a spliff in line at Starbuck's
Pass out on the sidewalk, not giving a fuck
(Get to steppin unless ya'll wanna suck my dick
Bitch ass motherfucker)
I was supposed to wail
But now I can't, I'm in jail
Can no longer rock n' roll
Unless someone bails me out of this hole
Drugs are held as evidence
Mug shot sets new precedent
They say I'm lucky to be alive
Maybe we'll do it again in 2 to 5
(Slide my tongue up in that asshole
Motherfucker I'll slide my dick down your throat
Ya'll some bitch ass motherfuckers)
You wanna know where I found this joint, motherfucker?
I learned it from you!
You wanna know about drugs, motherfucker?
I learned it from you, Dad!
I learned it from you!
PART I:
Why's James Franco following me around?
Trying to get me to smoke this brown weed?
I don't want to smoke this brown weed with you, James Franco!
(Why?)
I don't care if you bring in Seth Rogen to sweeten the deal!
Blunts!
I will smoke the cannabis
and that's when James Franco came up to me
on 11.22.63
and said to smoke the brown weed
indeed
I must smoke
What is less than the chronic?
It will get you high, but will also give you a headache!
Your temples will throb!
PART II:
Yeah!
(Ah)
I've seen you before
How could you have come here, given me the brownest weed?
(Ah)
I'm gonna play my bass and tell you about it motherfucker
It goes like this
Brown Weed
You make my lungs bleed
You make everything shitty
Brown Weed
I think I'll smoke you
(Ah)
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Turn up the V, motherfucker!
Tastes like a bag of smashed assholes
Who let that dog in here?
If I don't eat a can of Spaghettios
I'm gonna throw my lunchbox out the window
If I don't eat a bag of corned beef
I'll have to deliver it to you next week instead
I warned you about the inflating price of tomatoes
But you wouldn't listen
Now, how are you going to make any pizzas?
What the fuck are you gonna do when you run out of mozzarella cheese?
I warned you that it is not economically viable, and you will not be able to survive unless you make a deal
with the vampire who is at the top of the insurance company…
You don't understand what is at stake!
The United States banking system is not what it seems!
There are vampires controlling the price of produce and vegetables!
How are you going to eat organically, you hippy motherfucker?
This tastes terrible!
Who let Mr. T in here?
Pitiful.
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stop it!
what are you doing?
stop doing drugs in here!
stop it!
it smells terrible!
get outta here!
what are you doing?
aw!
stop it stop it
awww
why are you doing drugs in here?
don't smoke a blunt in here!
shoo! shoo!
get outta here!
get out now!
I don't understand why you're continuing to smoke weed in my presence after I specifically requested that you don't do it around me.
I don't understand what the big deal is, anyway.
Are you trying to smoke weed?
It's fucking weird.
I don't understand it.
Where can I find any cabbage?
I don't…
Who took my cabbage?
Give it back.
Get outta here!
You smell like dope!
I don't understand where you put my cabbage, but I want it back.
Can I get some cheddar on my fries?
Gimme a fuckin' large regular or else.
Can I get a McFrosty?
I want an Arch Deluxe McDouble
Fuckin now
Gimme a McPizza you motherfucker
I want some screws in my cheeseburger!
If I don't bite into any metal,
I won't even understand what I'm tasting
It's bad for my teeth, that's what, what my doctor says
You ain't paying my bills, what the fuck do you care?
Don't look at me if your name is Charles or James!
Disregard any evidence that I am wearing a diaper in this current situation.
We have CD's in the back.
Thank you, we'll be here all week.
-
What would be the effects if you set it all on fire at the same time?
If I just hid myself in a room, closed all the doors, would I become like Brad Delp from Boston,
Or would I become like Nikki Sixx and emerge super high, not knowing when the next live album will come out,
But I will a share a bathroom stall with anyone with cocaine
I invoke the holy st patrick's day meal of corned beef and cabbage
I will smoke the bong of penance
I'm not allowed to smoke anything above mid grade
All of the weed stores around here are closed and require credentials that I do not have access to
I am unable to do anything about the legality of weed
I will appeal to a politician, but feel like they will do nothing in essence
I must travel illegally to different states
I have to try to not to get caught in Arizona
They kicked me the fuck out of the Hoover Dam, but I'll be back
Come with me if you want to split
Get to the bubblah!
Brown Weed
You make my lungs bleed
You make everything shitty
Brown Weed
I'll think I'll shoot you up
Brown Weed
You make my lungs bleed
You make everything shitty
Brown Weed
Going to get a vasectomy!
AHHHHHHH
WAHHHHHH
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What would you do if I sang, "Diabeetus?"
(I would encourage all of you)
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
(Uh)
Lend me your ears, and I'll "Diabeetus"
I will try not to "die" out of key
Beetus
I would encourage all of you, uh...
These are my testing supplies.
Diabeetus
Testing... 1, 2, 3
Test
Testing
You know I have Diabeetus
'BTS.
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Gefilte Fist - Diabeetus
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Gefilte Fist - Laura Eye
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Gefilte Fist - Man Goat
00:35
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Gefilte Fist - Puppies
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Gefilte Fist - Outro
02:04
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Dyslexic Fudgicle Providence, Rhode Island
Officially formed in 2003 (although their roots allegedly date back to the Civil War), Dyslexic Fudgicle plays offbeat metal and rock songs about oatmeal, hookers, midgets, owls, and former Baltimore Ravens cheerleader/WWE Diva, Stacy Keibler. They have a reputation for their live shows which involve fast food being hurled into the audience. ... more
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