You are standing on the wings of the garden You have the passion of an anime character in your eyes I have feelings for you like the air of 1,000 bathrooms The platypus that lives in my head says you're the perfect size I am about to show you my sensitive side So I'll chase you with a lawnmower until you fall in love before my eyes Run! Run! Run! Here comes the blades Run! Run! From my lawnmower, love cascades Now I will chase you until you submit The blades of my lawnmower crave your tits You would be hot even if you weighed a ton Now I will mow you down in more ways than one I can't explain why I feel this way Making you my garden gnome makes my day I want you in my lawn-care path of destruction Run! Run! Run! Here comes my lust Run! Run! Run, my mower is in must Now I will chase you until you submit The blades of my lawnmower crave your tits You would be hot even if you weighed a ton Now I will mow you down in more ways than one Now I will chase you until you submit The blades of my lawnmower crave your tits You would be hot even if you weighed a ton Now I will mow you down in more ways than one

To all the mangled, slutty bitches with a fetish for feet To all the whores givin’ head down on Butman St. To the concubine with semen splattered on her face To all the Hyannis hookers on a route 6 chase When you’re young and look good, you make the men of DF drool Die, Bitch Die Die, Bitch Die We tried to love you once, but we’re no whore’s fool Die, Bitch Die Die, Bitch Die You banged a rugby team and gave the coach a rusty T. Die, Bitch Die Die, Bitch Die I put a bullet in your skull and spilled your brains all over me Die, Bitch Die Now, I finally smile To the cock-addicted harlot with a canyon for a crotch To the sextuple gangbang bitch that blames it on the scotch To the crack-whore who’ll fuck 40 midgets for a piece And taught the handcuff hand job trick to her twelve year old niece I hired a hit-man to kill you and you deep throated his gun Die, Bitch Die Die, Bitch Die He splattered your brains all over your mom as she walked into the room Die, Bitch Die Die, Bitch Die Your reign of cum is over, but I used to be yours…. Die, Bitch Die Die, Bitch Die No more bestial blowjobs for permanent whores Die, Bitch Die Now, we finally smile Nothing makes me more happy Than having whore guts splattered all over me Standards aren’t so high for a pussy hunt We’ve denounced your apocalyptic cunt

I talk to my gun 'cause I'm not insane Par for the course for a mad sergeant's brain Gun talks to me, 'cause I gave it a name All LA crime will go up in flames It doesn't matter if you're left or right I gun down every politician in my sight It doesn't matter if you're alive or dead Arresting every criminal after I shoot them in the head Piles of paperwork Bombs going boom Hapless victims In unmarked tombs Decades of coffee Bootlegging wombs My cocaine supply In the evidence room More parking tickets Than there are cars Distracted by hookers That just left the bars Every cop on the force Is afraid they'll be dead (If) you're one minute late I'll blow off your head My chase in on CNN As I battle my strife Shoot through my ceiling (While I) hate-fuck my wife Angry Black Sergeant With a gun like a knife I'm a walking stereotype That's just come to life

Arise Napoleon Complex Arise The shorter you are Arise The taller you want to be Arise Midget Supremacy Arise Self-importance Divine Command the attention Look into my eyes from atop your stool Enunciate back out self hate Blooter so articulate Shorty's anger masturbates Over 5 feet are the people he hates Over his head the reasons go by If you're tall, he will slice your hide All because he cannot ride The local rollercoaster rides Midget Supremacy Arise Napoleon Complex

I wander to the window When I know the time is right Where her sexy body glows In the grip of moonlight I know she doesn’t care When I spank my cock like swine Her apartment has a window Across the street from mine - I love the way he watches Every single night He wants my sexy body So I give him quite a sight I wouldn’t waste time With a pervert this crass, But it makes me hot to know That he wants to fuck my ass - I become a nympho freak Every time I see this girl My entire floor will Soon be the color of a pearl I love to lick her hard Until I kind of hurt her I haven’t felt this good Since I framed O.J. for murder Vericose! Voyeurism! Vengeance! - I really liked his lust And the way I felt inside ‘till I noticed he was watching The apartment below mine Now this is disappointing And I think I'm going to sob Because the guy downstairs Is a big, fat, hairy slob - That’s right, bitch You thought I wanted your ass? Well, Stacy Keibler’s image Is on your neighbor’s sliding glass You thought your sexy tease Is what made me want to screw, Well your neighbor’s card board cut-out Makes for better porn than you! - Then I ran down stairs and stabbed that fatty in the face Shoved a dildo in his mouth and sprayed his face with mace Took a jackhammer and split all his limbs in two Then I filled his tub with oat meal and I drowned him in it, too! This is what you get for ruining my day, I will cut you into bits and throw the rest away This will be the worst of my psychotic raids Now I’ll tell the world that you’re the ape that started AIDS Vericose! Voyeurism! Vengeance!!

Bought season tickets to the Baltimore Ravens She was gone Then I bought a ticket to Summer Slam She was gone Crashed the set of James Bond Lack of British accent set her free How many more events must I crash for the woman of dreams? You've got to pray for Stacy Kiebler Sell both kidneys just to meet her (I'd) Like to tie her up and keep her But I swear I'm not a creeper Her ass so sweet Her eyes have a spell on me If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have Bubble Boy on DVD She's so sweet So sexy Prettier than a thousand sunsets And when she gets a restraining order It only means she's playing hard-to-get You've got to pray for Stacy Kiebler Sell both kidneys just to meet her (I'd) Like to slice her up and eat her But I swear I'm not a creeper We could listen to Burzum together Gonna tie you up and force you to watch Prison Break Nighttrain by candlelight I got a gift card to Red Lobster.

He's runnin' for mayor Governor too But he can't see nothin' With those... Titties in my face Everywhere Why are you running for cover? Is it cum? I don’t even want to hear you Because I’m too busy looking at those Titties in my face Everywhere He dunked his head In the toilet On Howard Stern But he knows…. Titties in my face Everywhere I speak unto the world: I like my burger cooked medium rare Oatmeal and titties in my toilet Put your ham down and ride a dolphin through town

Look at that damn skull - ha! Old and fat and brain erect Skull eruption to infect Big and fat Ugly slut Wash my hands In your blood You brought your bitch to the waffle hut?! Your fucking cap is split I'll ventilate your frame you piece of shit And that's the end of it And that's the end of it At the farm, your pig I punch Eat rice and squid and cops for lunch Crapulent cows and I.R.S. fish A 12-foot gash in need of a stitch A mammoth Makes a snack It comes out The butt crack I'm impressed You're a mess My hammer Is possessed Texas ham Zebra shins Wormwood-soaked Pigeon chins Alabama-grilled potato skins Weight loss from whiskey pudding Legless freaks often lose their footing My toilet's alive Snot's depressed Dysthermatic Nostrils blessed Your fucking cap is split I'll ventilate your frame you piece of shit And that's the end of it And that's the end of it Let's see if you can fly I pushed you off a cliff without a tear in my eye Shot my load across the sky Shot my load across the sky

There's a price we pay For the crimes we commit today Curse of Myles Standish Begins Trapped in the forest for our sins 'Cause we gangbanged Plymouth Rock All the exits are now blocked Demons lurking in the trees (That) motherfucker, Squanto, gave me a disease Tired and hungry, no end in sight GPS keeps telling me to take a right No hope in sight, can't be saved Curse of Myles Standish follows us to the grave 'Cause we gangbanged Plymouth Rock All the exits are now blocked Demons lurking in the trees (That) motherfucker, Squanto, gave me a disease. Why don't you have a seat right over there?

The Assassins' Lounge is where we gather After a day of killing people we get paid for Reminiscing about our favorite murder Over a glass of wine and a burger From the shadows, we bring forth death Apocalypse will prevail; The bringer of your death will marked by a masked assassin Grab my balls while I pick my nose Attach your rectum to a 40 ft. hose Engulf the Crisco with a bag of cheese Create the crapper with a new disease Afflict the midget with a piece of ash Shove the midget up an old woman's gash Despise the peanut butter beast Find a harlot and slurp up her yeast Below the tampon is a donut named Fred I reached for a chili dog and a tit, wasted I can't recall the name of her ass So I played it like an instrument of brass I'm not the one who ate your feet So find a new appendage to eat Don't be stingy when it comes to socks Don't refuse me if I have 12 cocks From this seat, it looks like he's that ninja with Lou Gehrig's disease (From) what I hear, you best stay clear Killed his mama for a nickel Chopped off her head with an icicle He killed a couple kids, He killed the Burger King (I think he killed "McDonald" too, but I wasn't really listening...) He killed the president! Yes, Thomas Jefferson.... on that day in 1826, when he met his end. Huh! Brand my life with an inverted cross I drown your otter in applesauce Bury some blood from a tortoise or a haire Steal some Egg Nog from a blind, retarded queer! I get misty-eyed when I see a moose... :*-/ I ate an onion ring and crapped out a goose! I can't believe that last S&M stint I set fire to a random urinal mint! The enemy is on a pogo stick Bouncing away Headed for the dance floor If we cut his flesh, we'd boil it But his pogo stick landed in the toilet From the shadows, we bring forth death Apocalypse will prevail; The bringer of your death will marked by a masked assassin