Aquatica Neurotica Phenomena (Chowder)

from by Dyslexic Fudgicle

  • Cassette + Digital Album

    We recorded a whole album, and only made 15 cassettes of it. Only our friends have heard it, and none of them are really sure what to make of it. Handmade art and packaging by us.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Soundtrack to Your Coma via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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Bane: "No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.")

Beep Whoop Whoop
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah! Uauuughh!
I am moaning through the wormhole
You have no reason to find to find me under the sea
I make chowder?
You are haunted by mysterious, evil, violent, aquatic chowder
(I make chowder?)
Look at that, Alfred Hitchcock just walked by
The clock…
The clock on my stove doesn't work
(I make chowder?)
I'm going to get MacGregor vs. Aldo 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10 to happen
In my kitchen
Because I'm cooking an egg and oatmeal
(I make chowder?)
But oatmeal and eggs do not scare you?
Like evil, bloodthirsty chowder?
Bloodthirsty, it's not like Tomato's in Rhode Island
It's blood chowder
Made from real blood
(It's blood chowder)
Grape Ape
I'll be right back, I need to go sexually harass something
Take us home, Nickelsack!
CIA: "If that pull that off, will you die?"
Bane: "It would be extremely painful…"
CIA: "You're a big guy."
Bane: "…For you.")
(It's blood chowder!)


from Soundtrack to Your Coma, released April 20, 2016
Music: G. Burgermeister, Nickelsack
Lyrics: G. Burgermeister
Performed by: G. Burgermeister, Nickelsack



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Dyslexic Fudgicle Providence, Rhode Island

Officially formed in 2003 (although their roots allegedly date back to the Civil War), Dyslexic Fudgicle plays offbeat metal and rock songs about oatmeal, hookers, midgets, owls, and former Baltimore Ravens cheerleader/WWE Diva, Stacy Keibler. They have a reputation for their live shows which involve fast food being hurled into the audience. ... more

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