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From "Cancelled Funeral" [2015]

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You're wasted - and broke.
Sucks to be - you dying in the dirt
Cancelled - funeral
Services indef'nitely postponed
Desecrated corpse
Left to rot - Bereft of a headstone
Inverted - cross
lacerate and crash right through the skull

You fail at survival
And these caskets ain't cheap.
It's not like they grow on trees.
Not worth a farewell
I'll carve it in your face (spits)
Send flowers somewhere else.

No one to mourn you
Just like I told you
You're no friend of mine
I'd have supported
if you were aborted 'cause
Baby you ain't worth my time

Eleven years on
A metal band - That no one's ever heard
Come too far - to stop
Should probably - be dead like six times over
Spread across - five states
Cacaphonous - Rock blows out your headphones
Banned from - Hoover Dam
for Practicing - The Scumfuc Tradition

You fail at survival
And these caskets ain't cheap (bitch).
(Some coffins are antiques!)
Not worth a farewell
Carve my name in your face (barf)
Go fuckin' hang yourself.


No one to mourn you
Just like I told you
You're no friend of mine (no remorse entwined)
I'd have supported
if you were aborted 'cause
Baby you ain't worth my time (not even a dime)

Wake up to the sea lion barking at the dawn
Let me hear you scream - from the mountaintops
Gotta stash my herb through Arizona state
Gonna drink a keg of gasoline and set Sedona Ablaze
We'll raise the Lone Star flag for Dime's Black Tooth
We smoked some blue amphetamine in the streets of ABQ
Blunted on the strip in Vegas, set my soul on fire
One more game of blackjack before I retire
Left our mark on the walls of (the) Sub-Mission
Said goodbye to San Francisco, ('cause) there's still work to be done

Gather up the dead in the north east
Suck the Bay State dry and vomit to the west coast

Leak embalming fluids down to Austin's house
Mix them with Rhode Island slime

Top dollar on headstone re-sale
Leave us unburied this time

Even in death, we pollute your scene
Can't charge the dead; it ain't no crime to be seen

This space for rent; no place to rest your soul
Get off the property; eviction notice on your 6 foot gaping hole
Is that a bear?

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from So Heavy, God Can't Lift Us, released June 10, 2016
Music: Nickelsack
Lyrics: Nickelsack, G. Burgermeister
Performed by: Nickelsack, G. Burgermeister, Syren, Evan Sammons

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Dyslexic Fudgicle Providence, Rhode Island

Officially formed in 2003 (although their roots allegedly date back to the Civil War), Dyslexic Fudgicle plays offbeat metal and rock songs about oatmeal, hookers, midgets, owls, and former Baltimore Ravens cheerleader/WWE Diva, Stacy Keibler. They have a reputation for their live shows which involve fast food being hurled into the audience. ... more

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