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    We recorded a whole album, and only made 15 cassettes of it. Only our friends have heard it, and none of them are really sure what to make of it. Handmade art and packaging by us.

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Original version of this song first appeared on "The Holy Grail" EP, 2005.


Foul Ball!


That's a foul fowl.

You just hit a pigeon!

It's a foul fowl!

Good thing it was a Highlander.

Otherwise, you'd have pigeon enthusiasts (foul!)

Punching your face and crapping all over your yardsale!

Speaking of which, I just cut the cheese and believe me, (foul!)

It is FOUL!

You played baseball and you hit a foul pigeon that just

happens to be immortal.

Next time, I'm bringing a penguin and I'm pitching it at you

fast ball style!

I'd pitch that penguin to you with that "gyro pitch"

But no one ever figured out what the hell that was.

"And another strikeout for Daisuke Matsuzaka... strikeout number 10.")


from Soundtrack to Your Coma, released April 20, 2016
Lyrics: G. Burgermeister
Music: Nickelsack, Yanni DiNingwie Thunder
Performed by: Nickelsack, G. Burgermeister, Yanni DiNingwie Thunder



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Dyslexic Fudgicle Providence, Rhode Island

Officially formed in 2003 (although their roots allegedly date back to the Civil War), Dyslexic Fudgicle plays offbeat metal and rock songs about oatmeal, hookers, midgets, owls, and former Baltimore Ravens cheerleader/WWE Diva, Stacy Keibler. They have a reputation for their live shows which involve fast food being hurled into the audience. ... more

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