Yeah!

(Culture shock... it's my anti-drug!)

Thrown into this world of sin
We'll entertain you all we can
When out of drugs, the pipe we'll scrape
We know you'll rock out to our tape

(If) you like the sound of rock n roll
Fuck the world and smoke a bowl
If it's who you are, don't fight it
Load up this bong and light it
Ride!

Boner lines
All the time

So there I was, on the shrink's couch due to a recent court mandate
And the guy asks me:
"Son, why you doin' lots o' drugs?"
Nobody had ever asked me that before, I guess I'd never really thought of it.
In fact, there was so much in the world that I'd never considered before...
So many places I'd never been to and wanted to see....
That's when I, Nickelsack Divinorum, decided to quit doing drugs once for all.
Now, I now it's hard to believe, but it's true.
I was free to travel the world, to walk the earth.
First thing I did was ride my bike to Minnesota
Where I purified myself the waters of Lake Minnetonka.
I met a Native American man who inspired me to listen to Mr. Bungle and Tomahawk.
I then travelled to Qinghai, China, where I became cloistered as a Tibetan monk.
I shaved my head and only listened to Hare Krishna hardcore from the 80's, like 108 and Shelter.
I learned much from listening to the teachings of Brother Cappo, but I still felt like something was missing.
So I went to Jamaica, where I studied the teachings of Hallie Selassie, the conquering Lion of Judah.
It was then that Jah Rastafari himself spoke to me... He looked an awful lot like that shrink before... It may very well have been the same guy, he said:
"Son... shoot up this heroin..."
So I did.
Fuck this shit! Back to America, time to rock!
So the moral of this story is:
If you go to Jamaica, you might as well do drugs anyway...
'Cause, I mean... you know, fuck it... you're already in Jamaica.

Climb out of this world of shit
Reward us with some un-fake tits
No longer can get high from pot
Must shoot up until she's hot

(If) you like the sound of rock n roll
Fuck the world and smoke a bowl
If it's who you are, don't fight it
Load up this bong and light it
Ride!

Boner lines
All the time