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from "Inverted Owl" [2013]
This track originally appeared on "The Wafflehammer Murders" [2009]

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You are standing on the wings of the garden
You have the passion of an anime character in your eyes

I have feelings for you like the air of 1,000 bathrooms
The platypus that lives in my head says you're the perfect size
I am about to show you my sensitive side
So I'll chase you with a lawnmower until you fall in love before my eyes

Run!
Run!
Run!
Here comes the blades
Run!
Run!
From my lawnmower, love cascades

Now I will chase you until you submit
The blades of my lawnmower crave your tits
You would be hot even if you weighed a ton
Now I will mow you down in more ways than one

I can't explain why I feel this way
Making you my garden gnome makes my day
I want you in my lawn-care path of destruction

Run!
Run!
Run!
Here comes my lust
Run!
Run!
Run, my mower is in must

Now I will chase you until you submit
The blades of my lawnmower crave your tits
You would be hot even if you weighed a ton
Now I will mow you down in more ways than one

Now I will chase you until you submit
The blades of my lawnmower crave your tits
You would be hot even if you weighed a ton
Now I will mow you down in more ways than one

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from So Heavy, God Can't Lift Us, released June 10, 2016
Music: Nickelsack
Lyrics: G. Burgermeister
Performed by G. Burgermeister, Nickelsack, Emilio

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Dyslexic Fudgicle Providence, Rhode Island

Officially formed in 2003 (although their roots allegedly date back to the Civil War), Dyslexic Fudgicle plays offbeat metal and rock songs about oatmeal, hookers, midgets, owls, and former Baltimore Ravens cheerleader/WWE Diva, Stacy Keibler. They have a reputation for their live shows which involve fast food being hurled into the audience. ... more

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