Oatmeal Invented Jerusalem

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from "Inverted Owl" [2013]
This track originally appeared on "We're No Stratovarius" [2003]
Another recorded version appears on "Imperial Obesity Vol. IV: Goldenhog" EP [2012]

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He's runnin' for mayor
Governor too
But he can't see nothin'
With those...

Titties in my face
Everywhere

Why are you running for cover?
Is it cum?
I don’t even want to hear you
Because I’m too busy looking at those

Titties in my face
Everywhere

He dunked his head
In the toilet
On Howard Stern
But he knows….

Titties in my face
Everywhere

I speak unto the world:
I like my burger cooked medium rare
Oatmeal and titties in my toilet
Put your ham down and ride a dolphin through town

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from So Heavy, God Can't Lift Us, released June 10, 2016
Music: G. Burgermeister, Emilio
Lyrics: G. Burgermeister, Riki V. Stormrider, Nickelsack
Performed by G. Burgermeister, Nickelsack, Emilio

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Dyslexic Fudgicle Providence, Rhode Island

Officially formed in 2003 (although their roots allegedly date back to the Civil War), Dyslexic Fudgicle plays offbeat metal and rock songs about oatmeal, hookers, midgets, owls, and former Baltimore Ravens cheerleader/WWE Diva, Stacy Keibler. They have a reputation for their live shows which involve fast food being hurled into the audience. ... more

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