The Curse of Myles Standish

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from "Inverted Owl" [2013]
This song originally appeared on "Imperial Obesity Vol. II: The Enfattenment" EP [2011]

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There's a price we pay
For the crimes we commit today
Curse of Myles Standish Begins
Trapped in the forest for our sins

'Cause we gangbanged Plymouth Rock
All the exits are now blocked
Demons lurking in the trees
(That) motherfucker, Squanto, gave me a disease

Tired and hungry, no end in sight
GPS keeps telling me to take a right
No hope in sight, can't be saved
Curse of Myles Standish follows us to the grave

'Cause we gangbanged Plymouth Rock
All the exits are now blocked
Demons lurking in the trees
(That) motherfucker, Squanto, gave me a disease.

Why don't you have a seat right over there?

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from So Heavy, God Can't Lift Us, released June 10, 2016
Music: Nickelsack, G. Burgermeister
Lyrics: G. Burgermeister, Nickelsack
Performed by G. Burgermeister, Nickelsack, The "W."

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Dyslexic Fudgicle Providence, Rhode Island

Officially formed in 2003 (although their roots allegedly date back to the Civil War), Dyslexic Fudgicle plays offbeat metal and rock songs about oatmeal, hookers, midgets, owls, and former Baltimore Ravens cheerleader/WWE Diva, Stacy Keibler. They have a reputation for their live shows which involve fast food being hurled into the audience. ... more

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