You know I love it when you cum
And girl I think your body's out of this world
You're the first one that I call
Our love will soon be topological

Those first 10 minutes are always quite a run
But you're only half way there when I'm already done
I have heard this kvetch for the last time
Enter the realm of my intergalactic crime

I'm gonna leave you starstruck
As your event horizon opens up
Inside you galaxies explode
Exotic matter of your particles

Will you let me cross that Einstein Rosen bridge?
Let's synchronize our clocks for a simultaneous finish
I'll ejaculate my soul just to shatter your earth
And make Roman Rings find a brand new girth

(I'm gonna leave you starstruck
As your event horizon opens up)

I'm gonna leave you starstruck
As your event horizon opens up
Inside you galaxies explode
Exotic matter of your particles

Like finally fornicating in the wormhole
Finding that spot is like pushing light
With your might - in hindsight
Right - through the white hole
If you are not pleased, I won't be shielded from bitter haste
Add another dimension - to our love
Calculate that in Anti-de Sitter space
Won't be a waste of baby paste
Your soul won't be ripped and torn
Suck on Gabriel's neverending Horn

Paradox resulting in clymax
Will show that quantum
theory of her timelike curves
are non orthogonal

Vaccum up equations across the Einstein field
spacetime is now edgeless for trajectory's sheild
Many galaxies our love has defiled
We now have conceived the unholy Shwartzshild