• Cassette + Digital Album

    We recorded a whole album, and only made 15 cassettes of it. Only our friends have heard it, and none of them are really sure what to make of it. Handmade art and packaging by us.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Soundtrack to Your Coma via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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Here they come, clubowners beware
They're not welcome, but they don't care
They're gonna rip this place apart
Thrash to the finish, thrash from the start

Don't be a fool, No choice for you
They're gonna do what they wanna do

They wear chains and they don leather
They wear boots in any weather
Never dress up for a show
Look this way when they're at home

Don't be a fool, No choice for you
They're gonna do what they wanna do

They own the floor when their bands play
Bouncers get bounced when they're in the way
If you wanna fight you better think again
If you fight one then you'll fight 10

Don't be a fool, No choice for you
They're gonna do what they wanna do (fuck)

"Did I really start it? Would murder not exist if I didn't kill that little shit? No one goes through this. I don't deserve this. I don't deserve this! Fuck God, because there isn't one!"
"Then, I approached the bowl on my knees... Trying to get my wang, the power of my wang, I'm trying to get my wang up to the rim, to, to somehow crush it. The thing that alarmed me, was that it stopped feeling so bad.. and it didn't exactly feel good... it just ceased to feel all that bad.")


from Soundtrack to Your Coma, released April 20, 2016
Music/Lyrics: S.O.A. (State of Alert)
Performed by: Nickelsack, G. Burgermeister, Yanni DiNingwie Thunder



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Dyslexic Fudgicle Providence, Rhode Island

Officially formed in 2003 (although their roots allegedly date back to the Civil War), Dyslexic Fudgicle plays offbeat metal and rock songs about oatmeal, hookers, midgets, owls, and former Baltimore Ravens cheerleader/WWE Diva, Stacy Keibler. They have a reputation for their live shows which involve fast food being hurled into the audience. ... more

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