Youth Gone Mild

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    We recorded a whole album, and only made 15 cassettes of it. Only our friends have heard it, and none of them are really sure what to make of it. Handmade art and packaging by us.

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Rock N' Roll
Sex & Drugs & Alcohol
Well, mostly sex if you ask me
Anthems of rebellion
Feeling of empowerment
Feelings that set you free

And then

There was Nickelback

They try so desparately to write songs about drinking, sex
and doing drugs.
Songs about being a badass and driving cars really fast
Like a fat asshole

They think this makes them cool

It doesn't

It makes them cheap song writers that look like they are
trying too hard to be cool

Cool sucks

They are not sounding badass by writing songs about drinking,
sex and drugs

They are making drinking, sex and drugs less cool

Young adults are going around saying things like, "Hey what
are you up to tonight? I'm going to drink some beers, smoke
a big, fat blunt, maybe a few lines and I'm gonna fuck some

To which is dialed in friend says, "What are you, a Nickelback
fan? Pffffttttt! You lame ass! Go have fun with your booze,
your weed and some chick that will fuck you for a hit. I'm
gonna go home, go for a jog, do my homework, get to sleep early
and listen to SLAYER!!! HAIL SATAN! Cuz I'm a badass mother
fucker and I don't need no wussy Nickelback."

::farting sounds::

...And the true stand tall.

::more farting::

Shut this crap off.


from Soundtrack to Your Coma, released April 20, 2016
Lyrics: G. Burgermeister
Music: G. Burgermeister
Performed by: G. Burgermeister, Nickelsack, Kazhlar Luinscyth



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Dyslexic Fudgicle Providence, Rhode Island

Officially formed in 2003 (although their roots allegedly date back to the Civil War), Dyslexic Fudgicle plays offbeat metal and rock songs about oatmeal, hookers, midgets, owls, and former Baltimore Ravens cheerleader/WWE Diva, Stacy Keibler. They have a reputation for their live shows which involve fast food being hurled into the audience. ... more

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