PART V:

(Hello?
"Here's what's going to happen. I'm gonna read this, and you're gonna listen. And you're gonna stay on the line.
And you're not gonna interrupt, you're not gonna speak for any reason. Some of this you know, I'm gonna start
at the top of the page. Meticulous, yes. Methodical, educated; They were these things. There were days of
mistakes, laziness. And there were days, good days. They took of their surroundings what was needed, and made
it something more.")

Ohhhh…

PART IV:

All I gotta do is smoke and the shit writes itself.
The goddamn larceny owl has fuckin escaped
Release the fucking hounds

Ow!
Cough cough
Ahem
Ah ha ah ah ha ah ha
What the fuck

I am an ever-expanding wealth of consciousness
due to what I have inhaled into my lungs
and you will never understand the b…// I have scraped the ashtrays for resin
I scrape the inside of a pipe
Like GG Allin
I'd do anything for a hit
I'd inject into my eyeballs and move to New Hampshire
Oh, I'm gonna writhe in the gutter
And I'm gonna smite my enemies and jump into a coffin of my own making

I can't smoke
I can't smoke this anymore

PART III:

Yeahhh…

I was supposed to rock
But I didn't, I forgot
How to play bass
Fall asleep in a public place
Narcoleptics on clonezepam
Nyquil party til the last man's down
Oceans of citralopram
Cheerfully severing people's hands

I was supposed to sleep
With some ambien and caffeine
Drink some Faygo with Sizzurp
Pop a vicodin if you get hurt
Nyquil party till the last man's down
Huffing freon on your neighbor's lawn
Smoke a spliff in line at Starbuck's
Pass out on the sidewalk, not giving a fuck

(Get to steppin unless ya'll wanna suck my dick
Bitch ass motherfucker)

I was supposed to wail
But now I can't, I'm in jail
Can no longer rock n' roll
Unless someone bails me out of this hole
Drugs are held as evidence
Mug shot sets new precedent
They say I'm lucky to be alive
Maybe we'll do it again in 2 to 5

(Slide my tongue up in that asshole
Motherfucker I'll slide my dick down your throat
Ya'll some bitch ass motherfuckers)

You wanna know where I found this joint, motherfucker?
I learned it from you!
You wanna know about drugs, motherfucker?
I learned it from you, Dad!
I learned it from you!


PART I:

Why's James Franco following me around?
Trying to get me to smoke this brown weed?
I don't want to smoke this brown weed with you, James Franco!
(Why?)
I don't care if you bring in Seth Rogen to sweeten the deal!
Blunts!
I will smoke the cannabis
and that's when James Franco came up to me
on 11.22.63
and said to smoke the brown weed
indeed
I must smoke
What is less than the chronic?
It will get you high, but will also give you a headache!
Your temples will throb!


PART II:

Yeah!

(Ah)
I've seen you before
How could you have come here, given me the brownest weed?
(Ah)
I'm gonna play my bass and tell you about it motherfucker
It goes like this
Brown Weed
You make my lungs bleed
You make everything shitty
Brown Weed
I think I'll smoke you
(Ah)

-

Turn up the V, motherfucker!
Tastes like a bag of smashed assholes
Who let that dog in here?
If I don't eat a can of Spaghettios
I'm gonna throw my lunchbox out the window
If I don't eat a bag of corned beef
I'll have to deliver it to you next week instead

I warned you about the inflating price of tomatoes
But you wouldn't listen
Now, how are you going to make any pizzas?
What the fuck are you gonna do when you run out of mozzarella cheese?
I warned you that it is not economically viable, and you will not be able to survive unless you make a deal
with the vampire who is at the top of the insurance company…
You don't understand what is at stake!
The United States banking system is not what it seems!
There are vampires controlling the price of produce and vegetables!
How are you going to eat organically, you hippy motherfucker?
This tastes terrible!
Who let Mr. T in here?
Pitiful.

-

stop it!
what are you doing?
stop doing drugs in here!
stop it!
it smells terrible!
get outta here!
what are you doing?
aw!
stop it stop it
awww
why are you doing drugs in here?
don't smoke a blunt in here!
shoo! shoo!
get outta here!
get out now!
I don't understand why you're continuing to smoke weed in my presence after I specifically requested that you don't do it around me.
I don't understand what the big deal is, anyway.
Are you trying to smoke weed?
It's fucking weird.
I don't understand it.
Where can I find any cabbage?
I don't…
Who took my cabbage?
Give it back.
Get outta here!
You smell like dope!
I don't understand where you put my cabbage, but I want it back.
Can I get some cheddar on my fries?
Gimme a fuckin' large regular or else.
Can I get a McFrosty?
I want an Arch Deluxe McDouble
Fuckin now
Gimme a McPizza you motherfucker
I want some screws in my cheeseburger!
If I don't bite into any metal,
I won't even understand what I'm tasting
It's bad for my teeth, that's what, what my doctor says
You ain't paying my bills, what the fuck do you care?
Don't look at me if your name is Charles or James!
Disregard any evidence that I am wearing a diaper in this current situation.
We have CD's in the back.
Thank you, we'll be here all week.

-

What would be the effects if you set it all on fire at the same time?
If I just hid myself in a room, closed all the doors, would I become like Brad Delp from Boston,
Or would I become like Nikki Sixx and emerge super high, not knowing when the next live album will come out,
But I will a share a bathroom stall with anyone with cocaine
I invoke the holy st patrick's day meal of corned beef and cabbage
I will smoke the bong of penance
I'm not allowed to smoke anything above mid grade
All of the weed stores around here are closed and require credentials that I do not have access to
I am unable to do anything about the legality of weed
I will appeal to a politician, but feel like they will do nothing in essence
I must travel illegally to different states
I have to try to not to get caught in Arizona
They kicked me the fuck out of the Hoover Dam, but I'll be back
Come with me if you want to split
Get to the bubblah!

Brown Weed
You make my lungs bleed
You make everything shitty
Brown Weed
I'll think I'll shoot you up
Brown Weed
You make my lungs bleed
You make everything shitty
Brown Weed
Going to get a vasectomy!

AHHHHHHH
WAHHHHHH