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Dyslexic Fudgicle - Fat and Alive

from Therefore I Ham by Frivolous Calculations, Dyslexic Fudgicle

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This track originally appeared on "Fat & Alive: Defenders of the Auspicious Calorie" [2005]

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This is a tasty burger
This makes no fucking sense
The calorie aspires
To make us fat fat fat

Two coach seats on the plane
Under my ass
Buffets go out of business
Every time I pass

Eat some food
Can't see my shoes
On a burger cruise
We're fat 'n' alive

Break out in hives
From extra chives
Can't stop my size
We're fat 'n' alive

A walking quake
No slim fast shake
All chairs will break
We're fat 'n' alive

Cracked the floor
Denied by whores
Could burg some more
We're fat 'n' alive

Diabetes don't scare me
I've got a reason to all the loaded fries I like
A heart attack cannot kill me
I'll eat as much as I want because I'm fat and alive

Don't force me on a diet
I'll eat your dog
Bailed on a marathon
Watch some TV

Feel my gastro-intestinal
Apathy
Watch me obscure the sun
When I'm at the beach

Eat some food
Can't see my shoes
On a burger cruise
We're fat 'n' alive

Break out in hives
From extra chives
Can't stop my size
We're fat 'n' alive

A walking quake
No slim fast shake
All chairs will break
We're fat 'n' alive

Cracked the floor
Denied by whores
Could burg some more
We're fat 'n' alive

Diabetes don't scare me
I've got a reason to all the loaded fries I like
A heart attack cannot kill me
I'll eat as much as I want because I'm fat and alive

credits

from Therefore I Ham, released August 31, 2013
Music: Nickelsack, The "W.", Riki V. Stormrider
Lyrics: G. Burgermeister, Nickelsack
Performed by: Nickelsack, The. "W.", G. Burgermeister
Feat. "DeathMetal" Jim Lawler (additional vocals)

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Dyslexic Fudgicle Providence, Rhode Island

Officially formed in 2003 (although their roots allegedly date back to the Civil War), Dyslexic Fudgicle plays offbeat metal and rock songs about oatmeal, hookers, midgets, owls, and former Baltimore Ravens cheerleader/WWE Diva, Stacy Keibler. They have a reputation for their live shows which involve fast food being hurled into the audience. ... more

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