The Assassins' Lounge is where we gather
After a day of killing people we get paid for
Reminiscing about our favorite murder
Over a glass of wine and a burger

From the shadows, we bring forth death
Apocalypse will prevail;
The bringer of your death will marked by a masked assassin

Grab my balls while I pick my nose
Attach your rectum to a 40 ft. hose
Engulf the Crisco with a bag of cheese
Create the crapper with a new disease
Afflict the midget with a piece of ash
Shove the midget up an old woman's gash
Despise the peanut butter beast
Find a harlot and slurp up her yeast
Below the tampon is a donut named Fred
I reached for a chili dog and a tit, wasted
I can't recall the name of her ass
So I played it like an instrument of brass
I'm not the one who ate your feet
So find a new appendage to eat
Don't be stingy when it comes to socks
Don't refuse me if I have 12 cocks

From this seat, it looks like he's that ninja with Lou Gehrig's disease
(From) what I hear, you best stay clear
Killed his mama for a nickel
Chopped off her head with an icicle

He killed a couple kids,
He killed the Burger King
(I think he killed "McDonald" too, but I wasn't really listening...)
He killed the president!
Yes, Thomas Jefferson.... on that day in 1826, when he met his end.

Huh!

Brand my life with an inverted cross
I drown your otter in applesauce
Bury some blood from a tortoise or a haire
Steal some Egg Nog from a blind, retarded queer!
I get misty-eyed when I see a moose... :*-/
I ate an onion ring and crapped out a goose!
I can't believe that last S&M stint
I set fire to a random urinal mint!

The enemy is on a pogo stick
Bouncing away
Headed for the dance floor
If we cut his flesh, we'd boil it
But his pogo stick landed in the toilet

From the shadows, we bring forth death
Apocalypse will prevail;
The bringer of your death will marked by a masked assassin