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Pray For Stacy Keibler

from Inverted Owl by Dyslexic Fudgicle

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This track originally appeared on "Imperial Obesity Vol. I: Bloodburger" EP [2010]

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Bought season tickets to the Baltimore Ravens
She was gone
Then I bought a ticket to Summer Slam
She was gone
Crashed the set of James Bond
Lack of British accent set her free
How many more events must I crash for the woman of dreams?
You've got to pray for Stacy Kiebler
Sell both kidneys just to meet her
(I'd) Like to tie her up and keep her
But I swear I'm not a creeper

Her ass so sweet
Her eyes have a spell on me
If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have Bubble Boy on DVD
She's so sweet
So sexy
Prettier than a thousand sunsets
And when she gets a restraining order
It only means she's playing hard-to-get
You've got to pray for Stacy Kiebler
Sell both kidneys just to meet her
(I'd) Like to slice her up and eat her
But I swear I'm not a creeper

We could listen to Burzum together
Gonna tie you up and force you to watch Prison Break
Nighttrain by candlelight
I got a gift card to Red Lobster.

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from Inverted Owl, released March 16, 2013
Music: Nickelsack
Lyrics: G. Burgermeister, Nickelsack
Performed by: G. Burgermeister, Nickelsack, Emilio
Featuring The "W." (lead guitar)

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Dyslexic Fudgicle Providence, Rhode Island

Officially formed in 2003 (although their roots allegedly date back to the Civil War), Dyslexic Fudgicle plays offbeat metal and rock songs about oatmeal, hookers, midgets, owls, and former Baltimore Ravens cheerleader/WWE Diva, Stacy Keibler. They have a reputation for their live shows which involve fast food being hurled into the audience. ... more

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