Stepping On Snails

from by Dyslexic Fudgicle



From "Sexy Pig Roast" [2008]


i stepped on a snail last night,
i heard it go crunch in the night
it was so dark i couldn't see
path of the snail in front of me
the slimy goo stuck to my shoe
now i feel just like a goon
big daddy snail is after me
he says he gonna fuckin crush me

i was suddenly surrounded by snails
they had me cornered againts the rails
i had to think fast, what do i do?
how about a 2 step on their shells
after dancing all over their shells
i slipped and fell over the rail
as i fell to my death and took my last breath
am i going to heaven or hell?!


from So Heavy, God Can't Lift Us, released June 10, 2016
Music/Lyrics by DiNingwie Thunder
Performed by DiNingwie Thunder with Nickelsack on synth



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Dyslexic Fudgicle Providence, Rhode Island

Officially formed in 2003 (although their roots allegedly date back to the Civil War), Dyslexic Fudgicle plays offbeat metal and rock songs about oatmeal, hookers, midgets, owls, and former Baltimore Ravens cheerleader/WWE Diva, Stacy Keibler. They have a reputation for their live shows which involve fast food being hurled into the audience. ... more

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