I wander to the window
When I know the time is right
Where her sexy body glows
In the grip of moonlight
I know she doesn’t care
When I spank my cock like swine
Her apartment has a window
Across the street from mine
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I love the way he watches
Every single night
He wants my sexy body
So I give him quite a sight
I wouldn’t waste time
With a pervert this crass,
But it makes me hot to know
That he wants to fuck my ass
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I become a nympho freak
Every time I see this girl
My entire floor will
Soon be the color of a pearl
I love to lick her hard
Until I kind of hurt her
I haven’t felt this good
Since I framed O.J. for murder
Vericose!
Voyeurism!
Vengeance!
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I really liked his lust
And the way I felt inside
‘till I noticed he was watching
The apartment below mine
Now this is disappointing
And I think I'm going to sob
Because the guy downstairs
Is a big, fat, hairy slob
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That’s right, bitch
You thought I wanted your ass?
Well, Stacy Keibler’s image
Is on your neighbor’s sliding glass
You thought your sexy tease
Is what made me want to screw,
Well your neighbor’s card board cut-out
Makes for better porn than you!
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Then I ran down stairs and stabbed that fatty in the face
Shoved a dildo in his mouth and sprayed his face with mace
Took a jackhammer and split all his limbs in two
Then I filled his tub with oat meal and
I drowned him in it, too!
This is what you get for ruining my day,
I will cut you into bits and throw the rest away
This will be the worst of my psychotic raids
Now I’ll tell the world that you’re the ape that started AIDS
Vericose! Voyeurism! Vengeance!!